Meet the team
Oreo Cookies
ceo
Oreo runs his company with a perfect mix of charm and chaos. He patrols the office halls to keep every dog in line, then immediately rewards himself with a well-earned nap under his desk. Contracts are approved with a confident tail wag, meetings pause whenever he snores, and everyone knows the golden rule: never interrupt the CEO during his scheduled snooze breaks.
Bella Banana
coo
Bella, the ever-alert COO, inspects the office by sniffing absolutely everything, just in case. Her legendary side-eye serves as the company's most effective performance review, and her disapproving silence has ended more arguments than any policy memo. Still, operations run flawlessly, mostly because no one wants to disappoint a dog whose judgmental stare could rival that of any executive in the business.
Ember Rose
cfo
Ember, the ever-curious CFO, tackles company finances with the same enthusiasm she uses to nose her way into every drawer and snack bag. One minute she's reviewing budgets, the next she's convinced the only things that truly matter are toys and treats. Meetings often pause while she investigates "important" crinkling sounds, but somehow the company still thrives under her chaotic, treat-focused leadership.
Taco Salad
cto
Taco approaches system architecture the same way he approaches every surface in the office: by walking directly across it. Every code review gets the same unblinking stare he gives everything else, which the team has long since decided just means "approved." Most infrastructure decisions get made from the warmest spot on the server rack, and pull requests are reviewed exclusively from directly on top of the keyboard. Outages don't rattle him — nothing does. He'll allow a scratch behind the ears while curled up on someone's laptop, so long as you don't expect him to move first. Somehow, everything still ships.
ArdinGate LLC has been proudly (and chaotically) run by its executive team since its founding in 2025. CEO Oreo enforces order with strategic naps, COO Bella monitors operations with judgmental side-eye, CFO Ember ensures the budget remains heavily invested in toys and treats, and CTO Taco keeps the infrastructure in line with an unblinking stare and the occasional grudging headbutt of approval. Their human website-builder (Keith) serves as the loyal lackey, fetching coffee, fixing code, and pretending he's the one in charge. Together, this distinguished crew keeps the web design and hosting business running smoothly, along with its sibling brand, ArdinGate Studios, handling app development, and they fully intend to stick around for many years… or at least until treat inflation becomes unmanageable. Learn more about us.
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Oreo, Bella, Ember, and Taco approve every contract with a paw print, but Keith does the actual building. Send a message and I'll get back to you within 5 business days.
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